Monday, April 20, 2009

Dear Libby...

Dear Libby,

I love you very much, but your cat hair everywhere is beginning to be a problem.

Understandable, you are shedding your winter coat. That is great! But, if you could refrain from sleeping on my pillow and leaving a bunch of matted white cat hairs all over it I would really appreciate it. Having to use a lint roller on my pillow and bedspread seems a tad ridiculous to me.

While you're at it, could you please stop drinking water from my water glass? I don't want to know how many times I have drank after you and to be honest, that disgusts me. Also, please stop jumping into the shower and getting stuck in there, then scratching at the door of the shower until you wake me up at 4 am? Let's just not jump in there, ok?

Now, I am not asking you to not sleep in my bed, or to not do the things you like, like jump in the shower. I just want you to stop sleeping on my pillow and to not jump into the shower when the door is closed and you know you will get stuck in there. That's all.

Also, please tell your friends Oscar and Maverick that they are not welcome on my bed. White cat hairs is enough, I do not need to add black and orange cat hairs to the mix.

Your loving human,

Amber

PS: Enjoy the last 6 days with your buddies O and M. We're moving a week from today...

4 comments:

The Emery's said...

Oh.My.Goodness.
This is hilarious!!

Amber said...

Hahaha. I love the "PS" part. By the way, we're moving. Hahaha.

Webster was shedding like crazy too, however, now that I'm staying with my mom and her 100 lb golden lab and black cat, I miss Webster's shedding. I'd take a cat shedding over a big dog ANY DAY!! haha

Amber said...

I completely agree, dog hair is waaaay worse!

Jenny Georgio-who said...

This post is hilarious! I love it. My puppy is shedding his winter coat right now and its driving me insane...as for drinking out of your glass, I caught my puppy doing it once...I was happy I saw it. Please don't clean yourself and then help yourself to my glass!