Friday, April 1, 2011

When the ex comes back...

Everybody here remembers the famous Cy, right?

The guy that acted so perfect, did everything "right" and seemed like an overall great guy? The guy I fell so hard for that I didn't feel like I could actually date again until eight months after we broke up - longer than we were together? That guy that was legally married the entire time we were together and lied about it?

Yeah, that guy.

Well, he made an appearance yesterday. Around 7pm yesterday evening he called me. I no longer have his number in my phone and I didn't recognize the number calling so I answered. I have been answering a lot of unknown numbers because I don't want to miss a subbing job.

Right away he said he hasn't been able to stop thinking about me since seeing me three weeks ago at happy hour. He said he wants to get together and talk. He said I looked great and so pretty.

I was speechless. I honestly didn't know what to say. Besides **** you.

I didn't say that though.

For a full two minutes I was speechless. Literally, two minutes. I think I was having a hard time processing this... He actually asked if I was still there. He thought I had hung up on him.

You see, I am too nice. I couldn't say **** you. I just don't have it in me. I'm too polite. I'm too much of a pushover. I'm too much of a people pleaser.

He asked if he could see me.

Ok, I know. I know. You all think I'm crazy and am bound to get my heart broken all over again. I can see the comments now...

"Don't do it! Remember how bad he made you feel?"

"Cy's an a**! He doesn't deserve a second of your time!"

"He's so lame. Don't do it, Amber!"

"I'm worried about you, but I understand why you're doing this...."

"What a tool!"

Seriously I can see them all and you all are so sweet. So sweet!

We are going to get together tomorrow afternoon to talk. Apparently he wants to explain a few things and clear some stuff up. He says he needs to do this to, that's it's the right thing to do...

Read the rest here.


Nikki said...

OMW! I was all prepared to leave you a nasty little comment about how DUMB you were. Good one!!!

Shannon said...

Sheesh girl! I'm so glad I kept reading!

Amber (Girl with the red hair) said...


Lisa told me yours was a joke so I knew ahead of time, but well-written and TOTALLY believable :P

Miss Sweet Tea said...

OMG I totally got fooled!! So glad this story is not true :)

Lesli said...

You fooled me, too, but you know that because I emailed you this morning! You are the only one who fooled me this year. I agree with Girl with the Red Hair--totally well written

You had me going!!!

Shoshanah said...

I have to admit this was a pretty good one!

Heather said...

HAHAHAHAH! I was about to get all motivational on you!

Suz said...

ahhh! you totally got me! that was a good one!

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

Thank goodness I clicked the HERE button!

saucyminx410 said...

So its two days after April Fools as I'm catching up and didn't even consider that this could be a ruse. Good job, totally believable - you are the only person to get me (even if technically its not April Fools anymore) ( :